January 2011
152 posts
I'm pretty sure my Valentines would be something...
randomness-is-epic:
my friends:
me:
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
crimsun:
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My mother does this all the time.
She will come into my room asking if I have something specific of hers. I’ll tell her no, and she’ll reply to that with a “Well, can I look for it anyway?”
Then after looking for about a half hour, she finally leaves. BUT WAIT! She returns two seconds later to ask if she can borrow some of the stuff she just spent the past half hour...
Vitas played a show in NYC tonight. I wasn't...
Is it too much to ask for my dad to keep his...
Seriously. My mom says that he only does it because he thinks it’s funny that it annoys me, but is that really an excuse?
trueeee story brah
Going to class: Everyone: Me:
Doing work: Everyone: Me:
Lunch time: Everyone: Me:
Someone tells a joke: Everyone: Me:
Last bell rings on a Friday: Everyone: PARTY TIME Me: TUMBLR ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG YEAH
That awkward moment when you walk into the kitchen...
-expelliarmus-:
So, my dad could get out of his chair to walk to...
…The fuck?
And I’m trying to read Immanuel Kant for class. You have to concentrate on this shit, yo.
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
